In Donald Trump’s latest episode of stupidity, he claimed Ted Cruz’s father had a part in the assassination of JFK. That’s right. Donald J. Trump, the presumptive nominee of the Republican Party for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, asserted that Ted Cruz’s father contributed to the assassination of JFK.
In case you don’t believe me, watch his accusation for yourself.
Now where did Donald Trump get this ground breaking story from??? The gutters of the internet of course (AKA The National Enquirer). You know, the top tier organization with the highest of journalistic standards – National Enquirer Funniest Headlines.
This doesn’t surprise me though. As I have laid out in a previous post, Donald Trump Thinks Everything On The Internet Is True. What absolutely shocks me is how he keeps carrying primaries and has all but locked up the Republican nomination. How can you think someone so gullible and thickheaded should be the President Of The United States?!?! How can you think someone who clearly lacks any sort of critical thinking skills should be our Commander in Chief???
Who knows??? Maybe Trump is just a genius who is capitalizing on the stupidity of the American people like Cam Brady did against Marty Huggins.
“I mean what was he doing with Lee Harvey Oswald shortly before the assassination of JFK.” – Donald Trump
That sounds eerily similar to a campaign ad by Cam Brady.
Yes, I know the movie ‘The Campaign” is a satirical movie that pokes fun at some of the mind numbing parts of the election process, but as time goes on it feels less like satire and more like reality.