Business Insider – Martin Shkreli recently sought to keep Kanye West’s new “Life of Pablo” record from fans by buying it directly from the label for $15 million. On Sunday, Shkreli tweeted that he came into contact with someone named “Daquan” and sent him a payment of $15 million via bitcoin to no result. The rest of his tweets were full of profanities and frantic ideas to get his money back.
If you read Part 1 of this series, we suggested it would not be such a terrible thing if Martin Shkreli got AIDS. As CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals, he jacked the price of a life saving AIDS drug from $13.50 to $750. If you had any reservations before, his latest Twitter rant should put the nail in the coffin for you.
Does anyone actually believe the shit he was rambling about? Of course not, which is why I hate him more. This is EXACTLY what he was trying to do, well trolled sir. Marty has obviously developed some weird fetish for people hating him, why else would he be blasting this nonsense on Twitter. But even though I know I should not fall into his troll-trap, I cant help it. Martin Shkreli is the perfect storm of Fuckboi and it is literally impossible not to have violent visceral reaction to the image of his face, IMPOSSIBLE. I would say you win Martin, but It looks like you are not as smart as you think.
Yep, while Marty was crying on a public webcast about his “lost 15 million”, he left his credit card in plain sight which obviously ended up as fodder for a school of 4chan users. One true American hero decided to buy Marty a thank you gift. In case you didn’t click the link, it was a 55 gallon barrel of “Passion Natural Water Based Lubricant” with a ticket price of $1,175.82. As fate would have it, that is the exact same amount of lube purchased for the Oregon Protesters. Maybe we should make this an American shame practice. Act like a douche, were sending 55 gallons of Passion Lube to your doorstep and blasting it on the internet.
Hopefully there is no part 3, Marty would really have to out do himself.