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Trump Thinks Everything On The Internet Is True

I think we can now confidently say Donald J. Trump believes anything he sees on the internet is true. Checking sources? Verifying credibility? That’s for politically correct chumps, not for Presidential candidates! I am convinced all Trump supporters approach the internet in the same fashion, so it isn’t surprising he has maintained support despite his many internet brain farts.

Here are some of his greatest hits:

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Donald: “If you look on the internet… he was dragging a flag, was that a hoax too?”

Chuck: “We have checked it, there is no ties to ISIS…this video you posted appears to be a hoax”

Donald: “All I know is what is on the internet”

TRUMP RE-TWEETS FALSE STATS ABOUT BLACKS MURDERING WHITES (3:50 minutes in)

Trump: “Hey Bill, Bill, am I going to check every statistic?”

Bill: “You gotta, you are a presidential candidate”

Not in a Trump Presidency, he goes with his gut, not facts.

TRUMP RE-TWEETS WHITE GENOCIDE TWITTER ACCOUNT

This re-tweet really shows how thick-headed Donald Trump is. I am pretty sure 99% of us would see a post by someone named “White Genocide” and at the very least say, ‘you know what, maybe we should look into this guy a little more before re-tweeting.’ After looking into @WhiteGenocideTM, you would find out he is an actual Neo-Nazi who tweets some pretty awful shit. Probably not somebody you would want to associate yourself with if you were a normal person, not to mention the Republican Front-runner.

Trump white genocide

TRUMP RE-TWEETS MUSSOLINI QUOTES

“It is better to live one day as a lion than a 100 years as a sheep” – Mussolini

I get it – it’s sort of a cool quote. But if you are running for President, you probably shouldn’t be associating yourself with the founder of fascism and Hitler’s best buddy during WWII. But hey, who has time for political correctness when you are running for president???

CONCLUSION

It’s safe to say Donald Trump has the intellectual curiosity of a walnut. He clearly has no interest in knowing whether the statements he shares are true or to understand where they originated. That’s fine if you want pretty much any normal job in America, or even a not-so normal job like a reality TV star. However, it’s not okay if you want to be President.

I think Chuck Todd said it best:

“You wouldn’t make a business deal on re-tweets or hearsay. You are running for President of the United States, your words matter, truthfulness matters, fact-based stuff matters”

Unfortunately “fact-based stuff” does not matter to Donald Trump which is why he has the most outrageous lies on the campaign trail this year as assessed by Politifact.com – 21 “Pants on Fire Lies” from Donald Trump. Yea, our country might go to shit and we could ruin relations with the rest of the world if Trump is our President, but on the positive side, it will make for some damn good TV!!!

-El Chapo

March 15, 2016 11,592 comments

Blue Its Trump Stupid

Snakes Emerge in Trump Tower

written by El Chapo

As it becomes clearer that Donald Trump will likely be the Republican nominee; Governors, Senators and Representatives will gather at the Trump ‘power teet’, stepping on each other in the process to chum it up with the potential President. I thought the first round of elected supporters would be your delusional fringe politicians who spout hateful nonsense like Steve King. I definitely did not expect a somewhat reasonable guy like Chris Christie to be supporting Trump this early in the race. Last week, he announced his endorsement of Donald Trump in a bullshit-filled speech that was a clear political power grab.

Chris Christie on Donald Trump pre-endorsement:

“I don’t think he is suited to be President..he doesn’t have the temperament or the experience”

“We do not need reality TV in the Oval Office right now…President of the United States is not a place for an entertainer”

“What you need is a president who’s had the experience and the know-how to do this and not someone who’s just going to talk off the top of their head”

“I don’t believe the skills you are talking about are transferable to governmental setting”

All politicians eventually eat their words and support their party’s nominee (regardless of how much they disagree or dislike the nominee’s principles). Lets not forget the Clinton-Obama battle in 2008. The difference here is Christie just got out the race two weeks prior and there were still very qualified candidates in the GOP race to select from. Governor Christie was probably still busy clearing out the Krispy Kremes from his campaign headquarters but wasted no time backing Trump. If Christie were to take the principled route and support the candidate with the “Best chance to win a General Election” (as he says in the video above), he would throw his 350 lbs behind John Kasich, not Trump. According to poll aggregator Real Clear Politics, John Kasich has the best chance to beat Clinton in a General Election, with Donald Trump having the WORST chance to beat Clinton at this point in the race. But Christie knows Kasich has zero chance to win the nomination, so he made a calculated decision in supporting the odds on favorite, Trump. It is much easier to make demands when you get in on the ground floor VS. throwing your support in July or August (when pretty much all republicans will be supporting Donald Trump).

You have to respect the move I guess. Trump is most likely going to be the nominee so you might as well sack up, throw your weight behind him and see if you can land a VP nod or maybe Attorney General. Some will call it a snake move, and it 100% is, but ALL politicians are snakes in the grass, Republican or Democrat.

Christie jumping on the Trump bandwagon two weeks after he clearly articulated why Trump is not fit to be president is EXACTLY what Americans hate about politics. Lets be real though, politics isn’t about principles, it’s about exploiting every situation to advance your power and influence. We are not surprised when Donald Trump refuses to disavow the support of David Duke and the KKK, we shouldn’t be surprised by Christie supporting Trump.

-El Chapo

March 1, 2016 4,819 comments

Blue Its Trump Stupid

The Smartest Dumb Guy in the Room

written by El Chapo

Trump just dominated South Carolina’s Primary and is ahead in every major poll in every state. I honestly cannot believe it is happening, Trump is actually going to be the Republican nominee for President. Liberal Elitists have often joked that the Republican Party is the “party of stupid”. At this point, it is hard to say they are wrong.

“We just need to mix things up” is a common response you will hear when asking Trump supporters why they stick behind their Candidate. That sounds like an appropriate response when asked why you and your wife got into BDSM, not why you voted for a Presidential Candidate.

Pundits say Trump tapped into the American people’s disgust and distrust of Washington, but frankly, I think that’s bullshit. Most people can relate to a frustration with our leaders in Washington, but not sure how that translates to supporting Donald Trump. If you have listened to ‘The Donald’ campaigning for the last year, he has been by far the most dishonest and disgusting politician we have seen in years. Electing Donald Trump to fix Washington dysfunction would be like treating an alcohol addiction with heroin.

When you break down the demographic makeup of Trump Supporters, you will see it is not frustration he tapped into, but xenophobia and stupidity. His support is largely white, uneducated, poor, politically uninformed people that do not typically vote in elections. I am not saying that to be a dick, I’m saying this because it is true according to Civis Analytics, who conducted an analysis of Trump voters. Trump has so perfectly mastered the art of carnival-barking to his supporters that he could literally shoot someone in the middle of the street and not lose a vote… that wasn’t my opinion, it was his.

I guess if the GOP is going to turn into the “party of stupid”, it makes sense to elect the smartest dumb guy in the room.

-El Chapo

February 22, 2016 4,840 comments

Blue Cruzin Its Trump Stupid

Donald J. Trump is right, Ted Cruz is a Huge Pussy

written by El Chapo

At a New Hampshire rally Monday night, Donald Trump requested a supporter repeat her shouting of “He is a Pussy” referring to Ted Cruz. Trump then proceeded to Repeat, “She said he is a pussy”

Listen, I really, REALLY hate agreeing with Donald Trump (and his supporter), but they are right, Ted Cruz is a fucking pussy. But to be clear, I am not saying that because Ted Cruz does not agree with aggressive torture tactics. Lets be honest, none of these ass clown candidates have the first clue about waterboarding or any form of torture, especially a spoiled trust fund baby like Trump. The Donald knows as much about waterboarding and torture as Bill Cosby does about consensual sex…but is 100% right about Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz is not a pussy from a political standpoint, but from a human being standpoint.

Here is a video of Cruz when he was 18

Yea… you tell me that guy is not a fucking a pussy who got his ass beat (deserving so) all the time as a kid… that video confirms it.

Even in the adult sense of the word, Ted Cruz getting abused by his old College Roommate on twitter proves he is still a pussy.

Ted Cruz is a Puss

Craig Mazin Twitter Feed

You must have been a pretty huge pussy for your college roommate to say you literally never got laid your entire college career, ESPECIALLY when you are running for President.

Also we should probably address the fact that in a United States Presidential Election, the GOP Front Runner called another candidate a Pussy, LOLOL. Well… I guess he was just “quoting” one of his supporters, another example of Trump showing his mastery over his idiots, he is definitely the smartest idiot in America.

Anyways this was an amazing day in politics. I guess the Donald was right, he is really is making America Great Again!

-El Chapo

#Cruz2016 #HesaPussy #Trump2016 #KingIdiot

February 10, 2016 11,983 comments

Blue Its Trump Stupid

Donald J. Trump is the biggest COWARD in the history of Politics

written by El Chapo

Trump says Cruz Cheats

If you have paid any attention to politics the last 8 months, you understand why Donald Trump is the biggest coward of all time. The dude’s entire campaign was based on the fact that he “wins” at everything, and in the very first election of his career, he loses and blames it on Ted Cruz cheating.

If I’m president, we will win so much, you will get bored of winning -DJT.

Yes believe it or not, he did actually say that. Not only is America going to win at Everything when he is Pres, but all his opponents are losers…really anyone who doesn’t like him is a “complete and total loser”. Then of course Feb 1st comes around (the Iowa Caucus) and he loses the very first primary. Instead of taking the high road, in typical Trump fashion he can’t accept the loss and decides to blame it on Ted Cruz stealing votes from Ben Carson, instead of the fact that he shit the bed on election day and he got 5-7% less of the vote than what was expected according to all pre-election polls.

Iowa Republican Pre-election Polls

Maybe you lost that 5-7% when you decided to skip out on the most recent GOP debate because you were scared of Megyn Kelly, a REPUBLICAN FOX news pundit. Yea I mean its pretty clear, he is a coward.

I guess in some regard you have to respect the level of delusion that goes on in Trump’s brain. I am sure in his head, he is like… well if you think about it, I actually really won Iowa… Wouldn’t be surprised if that press release comes out in the next several days.

– El Chapo

#Trump2016 #Coward2016

February 4, 2016 17,347 comments